Jack and his Giant Stalk
All is not peachy in the kingdom of Fringeland as the impact of Frexit starts to bite. Even double entendres have been banned for being French.
Poor Jack’s farm is on its uppers and two hairy men in outrageous frocks are at their wits end.
Can three magic beans change their fortunes in life and love? I think we all know the answer to that one.
Meanwhile in the Kingdom of Pantoland, an elusive Evil Queen has cast a sleepy spell on gorgeous heiress Princess Jill and is poised to govern without a solid man-date.
But who is this mystery interloper? Gaston? Huey, the paper boy? Wanda, the mild-mannered confectioner? Could be!
Jill is imprisoned in a castle behind a mahoosive hedge – who can finally conquer her bush?
There is so much at stake.
Can Jack climb the beanstalk, rescue Jill and thus save both Pantoland and his own farm?
If Jack goes up the stalk, will Jill go down on it?
And how on earth are we going to cram in two whole Kingdoms and a giant sodding beanstalk onto our tiny stage?
Join us at this year’s Adult Panto for answers to all this and less.